Chivalry

Kuro: What are your thoughts on chivalry? Do you hold the door open for women?
Kuro: Or do you rush through and let it close in her face?
Octa: I rush through and lock the door behind me. If she's able to climb through the window, she's a keeper.
Kuro: Do you open the window for her?
Octa: Yes. But it's the second-story window.
Kuro: Do you leave her a ladder?
Octa: No. I expect her to lash together a ladder out of rope and wood.
Kuro: Do you leave her rope?
Octa: No. I expect her to weave a rope out of natural available materials.
Octa: Grasses and vines and stuff.
Kuro: Do you leave her those materials?
Octa: I leave her seeds.


PS: Not an original :)